Daycare Incident Report

So this morning I received an "Incident Report" from Owen's daycare provider from yesterday. It read: "Owen was resting on his cot. He got up and came to me crying. He said, "There's a rock in my nose". I had him blow a couple times with no result. Then I plugged the other nostril and he blew. The second time it ...came out (small stone). 

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